Software Engineers Talk

[shobinmathew]

Do you want to impress or confuse clients or Vice versa?
Use Techno vocabulary,I t can be called the "Buzzword" writing method.

There are three columns of words involved, as follows:

0. Balanced
1. Total
2. Integrated
3. Compatible
4. synchronized
5. Optimal
6. Responsive
7. Functional
8. Parallel
9. Systemized

0. Management
1. Organization
2. Reciprocal
3. Monitored
4. Digital
5. Modular
6. Transitional
7. Incremental
8. Third-generation
9. Policy

0. Contingency
1. Hardware (or software)
2. Projection
3. Time-frame
4. Concept
5. Programming
6. Mobility
7. Capability
8. Flexibility
9. Options

Just select any three-digit number; then use the corresponding Buzzwords
from the above grid,

e.g., 257: "integrated modular capability".

Don't worry if it doesn't make sense to you; it won't mean anything to anyone else either, but they'll think you're just smarter than they are so they won't say anything!

You can propose "systemized reciprocal options" (929) to achieve optimal transitional flexibility" (568), so that we can think of an "integrated monitored projection" .
After all this is how Managers convince the clients and the working Team. They know nothing, neither the business nor the coding.